Come to papi: The spiciest Pedro Pascal memes
What are the sexiest Pedro Pascal memes? Are the hottest Pedro Pascal memes worth screenshotting? Is Pedro Pascal’s enviable status among his army of meme culture followers as ‘internet daddy’ justified, or maybe just a smidge problematic?
Pedro Pascal has enjoyed his fair share of hit viral moments in the past couple of years. From his star turns in The Last Of Us, The Mandalorian, Narcos, Kingsman and more, the Chilean-American star is hardly ever off our screens.
Obviously, that makes him a ripe target for memes. And his peculiar brand of sexuality adds a potent splash of hot sauce to anything he says or does. So let’s explore and appreciate the man, the myth, the legend – Pedro Pascal.
PEDRO PASCAL BACKGROUND
Pedro Pascal was born on April 2, 1975 in Santiago, Chile. His mom was a child psychologist, and his dad was a fertility doctor. Both parents were staunch followers of Salvador Allende, a doctor and former president of Chile.
During the rise of Augusto Pinochet, the family decided it would be wise to seek asylum elsewhere, so Pedro and his family moved first to Denmark, finally settling in the United States.
So Pedro’s start in life – literally as an asylum seeker – gave him an appreciation for the struggles of life, and a deep affection for the American dream, that very few Hollywood stars share.
PEDRO PASCAL CAREER
Our hero slummed it for many years doing random TV roles, including a few spots on Law & Order, and an episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
Yeah, he’s old – 48 my dudes.
In recent years, of course, his career has taken on an astonishing upward trajectory. Does this suggest, heartwarmingly, that this kind man grew into both his looks, and his talent? Yes, it probably does.
PEDRO PASCAL DADDY
Everybody calls him daddy, or papi, it’s a whole thing.
During an interview on the red carpet the The Last of Us premiere, a presenter cooly read out a thirst tweet, saying essentially “I call Pedro Pascal a DILF and think he’s my cool, slutty father.”
To which Pascal, the absolute fucking king, stared directly into the camera and said, “I am your cool, slutty daddy.”
What’s actually up with that? His age, for sure, plays a part in this. He’s muscular, but not exactly what you’d call toned. And handsome, but not exactly what you’d call hot. Textbook daddy.
The roles he takes on – from protective, stoic Joel in The Last Of Us, to protective, stoic Din Djarin in The Mandalorian – also foster this subliminal impression of Pedro as the protector. Pedro the strong.
Those broad shoulders, that cool appraisal stare, his easygoing sense of humour. The sense he could protect you, and would do anything to prevent you coming to any harm. Violently if necessary. Yum.
PEDRO PASCAL SOCIAL MEDIA
He’s great on social media too, always up for engaging with fans and apparently fully enjoying the richness of life’s journey.
Vanity Fair made him do a lie detector test and asked him “Do you ever look at Instagram accounts devoted to you being a heartthrob when you’re feeling down?”
Swiftly, the actor confessed, “Yes, I do,” and collapsed into gales of goodnatured laughter.
“It’s called ‘Pedro Pascal Fan Account’,” he added, in case any of you want to look it up.
In a recent social media post Pedro Pascal also confessed to watching Incredibles 2 while high on edibles.
PEDRO PASCAL DATING
Pedro isn’t actually a daddy, neither does he have a confirmed long-term partner, although he’s been variously linked to assorted – and entirely age appropriate – beauties like Maria Dizzia (48), Robin Tunney (50) and Lena Headey (49), but has always referred to them as good friends.
Pedro Pascal is also a sturdy defender of LGBTQ+ rights, like when he skipped the red carpet of Cannes to attend his transwoman sister Lux’s graduation from the prestigious Julliard school in NYC.
So how has Pedro Pascal invaded memes culture, like some manner of benign contagious fungus? Because he’s gorgeous and kind, obvs.
But mainly because he stands up for what’s right. And that’s the most fuckable quality of all.
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