Funniest Bachelor memes 2023
Are Zach and Kaity still together? Are funny GIF memes enough to adequately express the tender caress of true love? Does the aftermath of the 2023 Bachelor series have any more juicy drama in store?
Was there drama along the way? Hoo boy. Yes, yes there was.
Are funny GIF reaction memes sufficient to tell us much about the winners, and what the future might hold for these two starry-eyed lovebirds trying to make it in this crazy old world? Let’s hope so.
ZACH AND KAITY STILL TOGETHER
Happily, it would appear that yes, the two are still together.
In what can only be described as the exact opposite of a ‘twist’ the pair both happen to live in the same city. Which is convenient, if nothing else.
That city? Austin, Texas. Which is handy for them, but also for producers hoping to appeal to a deeply divided America. It’s Texas! But not, like, crazy Texas. Know what I mean?
ZACH SHALLCROSS REJECTION
Hey, remember when dreamy ol’ Zack was in season 19 of the Bachelorette? He actually got rejected by Rachel Recchia, for the weirdest reason, which might have made him bitter and angry now who can say.
What was the reason Zach got spurned? The age difference. Which is weird, because (at the time) Recchia was 26, an he was 25.
‘I don’t think that there’s anything where there’s an age limit on when you decide you want to fall in love and get married,’ Zach whined to People magazine.
‘If you are ready and you feel well equipped with yourself, you love yourself, you trust yourself and you want to share that with someone else, it doesn’t matter how old you are.’
ZACH SHALLCROSS JOB
Zach works as a ‘senior cloud technology account executive’ for Oracle, which is a tech job, kinda, but pretty much sales lets be honest.
Still, who wouldn’t want to buy stuff from this absolute dreamboat?
Every inch the all American hunk, he attended California Polytechnic State University-San Luis Obispo from 2014 to 2019, earning a bachelor’s degree in business administration, and played football for the school.
ZACH AND KAITY AUSTIN
Zach also told People magazine ‘Right now, the main emphasis is living together in Austin, getting to know each other more and more, and just see how things go.
‘There’s no rush,’ added the dude who proposed to a girl he met in a TV show. After being rejected by another girl, on another TV show.
Anyway, he has two dogs – a Shih Tzu, and a 190lb Great Dane – and nobody’s asked them how they feel about Kaity moving in.
ZACH AND KAITY WEDDING
Hey, but there’s gonna be a wedding at some point. Here’s the details we know so far.
Basically zilch. Except the fact she got over him sleeping with Gabi kinda quick, which bodes well for him I guess? Plus she has a sense of humour – remember her quip, saying ‘I didn’t expect my ex to be here’ and gesturing at a trash can? Good times.
Kaity is super romantic so the wedding will probably be a traditional affair. At the start, she revealed she was actively ‘looking for her forever Prince Charming’.
She’s gone from having 5k followers to having 212k followers, so the guest list might be tricky.
Hey, if you’re kinda bummed the show is over, remember the time when they all got COVID?
And the time Zach had sex with Gabi?
Oh yeah we already said that.
While we’re here, does anybody know IS IT PRONOUNCED GIF OR JIF?